Blog Update!
For those of you not following me on Facebook, as of the Summer of 2019 I've moved to Central WA, to a tiny mountain town of less than 1,000 people.

I will be covering my exploits here in the Cascades, as I try to further reduce my impact on the environment. With the same attitude, just at a higher altitude!

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Animal, Vegetable, Miracle book giveaway!

Give This Photo a Name Contest

I love, love, love doing giveaways! The winner from today's giveaway will win my pristine hardcover copy of Animal, Vegetable, Miracle by Barbara Kingsolver.

Usually I just have you guys enter a comment and then I randomly draw from those who entered. But, this time I've decided to steal an idea from a few other blogs - it's the "name this picture" deal.

So, all you have to do is come up with a pithy title for the picture below. The title I like best gets the book. One entry per person. You have until 7:00 p.m. PST on Friday, December 21st to enter. Any questions? Okay, go!

If you need more context about what you are looking at, see yesterday's post.
Name this photo to win!

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Um, honey? I think I may have the crabs."

e4 said...

If it's pee, let it be.
If it's poo, flush it through.
If it's a crab... don't let it grab.

Anonymous said...

"Be Careful When Flushing With Sea Water..."

Patti said...

OK...what did I eat yesterday?

P~ said...

It makes me sooo crabby when this is where I have to go for clean water!!!

Anonymous said...

The only thing that comes to mind is a bit of graffiti I saw once in a public restroom:

It doesn't matter where you put your seat,
The crabs in this place can jump three feet!

Burbanmom said...

One of the early symptoms of CBS (Crabby Bowel Syndrome)...It's similiar to IBS, but much, MUCH worse.

Phyllis Sommer said...

says the crab: "i definitely took a wrong turn somewhere. i seem to have hit a dead end..."

Anonymous said...

"Timmy was a young crab with a big dream of exploring the mysteries of the Tube to the Great Unknown. Though the loss of our friend is tragic, we take comfort in the thought that he is surely in a better place."

Anonymous said...

Raw diet gone wrong...........

Greenpa said...

Aquaculture moves ahead.

Arif Mamdani said...

"so that's why the kid has been so down on potty training . . ."

Anonymous said...

"Prevent Crabs - Use a Toilet Seat Cover"

Becky @ BoysRuleMyLife said...

Don't flush or I'll pinch your butt

Anonymous said...

Saving water in a pinch.....

betty R.~Simply Southern said...

I have found a way to break the little one from wanting to stick his hands in the toilet! i think this will work...lol

This is cute,thanks for the cool contest and merry christmas!

Chile said...

"Crabs need water; crap doesn't. Make Humanure."

Anonymous said...

If we don't clean up our act, it's gonna bite us in the A**!

Anonymous said...

The crab pot...

Anonymous said...

Next time, chew before you swallow!!

ruchi said...

I took a giant crab in the toilet and now it's all clogged up.

Anonymous said...

Holy Crab!

Jenette said...

Save the crabs ... pee in the garden!

Amber said...

"What the crab?"

Anonymous said...

"You know how Karma comes back to bite/pinch you in the butt?... Well, hello, my name is Karma..."


http://www.jimikiwi.blogspot.com

My name is Dianna said...

'HEY, yo...This ain't Yo dumpin' ground! Na scram!'

Anonymous said...

Porcelain: the new sea shell in today's crab real eatate.

Unknown said...

Crabby Patties

Robbyn said...

"Down the Crabber" (Sorry)

Anonymous said...

Crabs surface,

Island nations submerge --

As we watch the yellow mellow.

(a free-form haiku)

Rechelle said...

Stuffed Crab

Anonymous said...

GOT CRABS?

Anonymous said...

I always knew you could get crabs from hotel toilets.

Anonymous said...

Says one hermit crab to the next: I don't know about this shell... it fits alright, but then I have to carry around this porcelain tank.

Anonymous said...

Crab Ass

Kerry said...

So when your brother tells you he has crabs, he isn't kidding! Holy crab!