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Thursday, July 22, 2010

Eco-sex Gift Basket Giveaway

It's hot out. And steamy. And you're wearing less clothes and probably feel a little more frisky. So, what better time is there to do an Eco-sex Gift Basket Giveaway?

Since I did my eco-friendly sex talk back in January, I have some, um, props that should probably go to better use than hanging out in the closet. And I'm reluctant to use them since I always think that I'll need them for future talks. But, that won't prevent you, I'm sure! So, the following gift basket has a mix of stuff from my talk as well as some new items (all unused, for you perverts out there):
  • Glass Dildo (in a beautiful purple glass with ribbing)
  • Sliquid Organics Botanically Infused Lubricant
  • Sweet Beauty Chocolate Body Cream (with organic fair trade Theo Chocolate)
  • Big Dipper Waxworks Harmony Lavender & Geranium Candle
For those of you who are interested, the pyrex glass dildo is boilable for disinfection and you can warm or cool it in a bowl of water for varying sensations. The rest are all organic (but not edible). I especially don't recommend eating the candle. But do what you want with the dildo.

It's over $120 worth or organic orgasmic goodness! If you would like to enter this randomly drawn giveaway, submit the following: if you could sleep with anyone (besides your spouse or partner), who it would be. You should also add your name, if not obvious, to the comments of this post by midnight, Friday, July 23rd PST. Good luck!

82 comments:

Danika Carter said...

Ha ha, hilarious. Wonder how many people will be too embarrassed to enter? Not me!

Hmm, who would I sleep with? I suppose Hugh Jackman. He's yummy!

danika@yourorganiclife.com

CitricSugar said...

Daniel Craig. In fact, I have a "permission slip" . I'm not the cheating kind but if Daniel Craig wants me, he can have me. :-)

knutty knitter said...

Rudolph Nureyev. Its impossible so why not dream :)

viv in nz

Carrie at Rhubarbsky said...

Maggie Gyllenhaal.
Oh my GAWD that chick is hot.
Hmm. . .

Amy in Tacoma said...

Oh, wow! Count me in.

Aimee said...

Hmmmm I'm going to say Benicio del Toro, circa 1995. I had a few steamy dreams about him. None of them involved a glass dildo, but maybe now they can!

Valerie said...

George Clooney all the way!

WrethaOffGrid said...

Let's see, I'd have to say that my friend Wes is hot, if it has to be someone famous, Johnny Dep (yeah, I know...)

Wretha
wretha(at)gmail.com

CynderH said...

Beyonce Knowles for me, as long as we are just fantasizing...and I so want to win this kit!

K@t said...

Mark Salling (Puck from Glee) minus the mohawk. He is the exact same age as my partner ;)

katsherlock@hotmail.com

mothernurture said...

I agree with Carrie about the hottness of Maggie Gyllenhaal...but since she's already taken I'd have to say I've always had a thing for Drew Barrymore.

grandma said...

Alexander Skarsgard(Eric in True Blood)for me,at 5 foot tall why is it i always go for the tall ones?!

pigbook1 said...

the one that got away! though my adoration of his personality has changed over time my opinion of his other skills have not ;-)
Britt-pigbook1@gmail.com

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allison said...

My husband and I have an agreement about Anna Paquin. Either of us can sleep with her if we get the chance!

dc said...

It's kind of cheating but I would love to relive that first intense month of my husband and my relationship! As far as famous people I find irresistible... Harrison Ford about 20 years ago, Robert Downey Jr, or George Clooney would all be in contention.

Kelly Robinson said...

Don't have to think about this one: a young, hot, beautifully androgynous David Bowie. Even Mick Jagger didn't kick him out of bed.

Billie said...

Today, I would have to say Vin Diesel. I like that dark and brooding look. And I am single so I could indulge guilt free.

20 years ago? Pierce Brosnan or Harrison Ford.

Since I am single, that glass dildo could be my faithful companion so here is hoping.

Anonymous said...

Vin Diesel most def!

Unknown said...

Jensen Ecles from "Supernatural". My husband knows that if we ever meet he's basically on his own. :)

Dea-chan said...

Who would I sleep with? For years I would have said Johnny Depp, but not sure now...

Ooh! Jake Gyllenhaal! Anyone see how hot he looked in Prince of Persia?

Shannon said...

Anyone other than my husband would just be settling, so why bother. Although Purple Glassman sounds like he'd be worth a tumble or two...
- Shannon

Lindsey said...

I'm on a Twilight kick. I would sleep with Edward...not really Robert Pattinson (hes totally fine don't want to offend him) he's just not on my list haha...but I'm all about the fictional characters? lol

DAWNEE DODSON said...

Clive Owen. Circa anytime!!

Susan B said...

It would have to be Harvey Keitel, from 20 years ago. But today it would have to be my husband.

Unknown said...

Ooooh, I like the one that got away! All I can think of celebrity? wise is Goran Visnjic (Luka the Croatian dr in ER). I'm a little out of touch with current pop culture.
I figured I'd better enter, my birthday is the 23rd so that might give me a little extra luck, right!?

Unknown said...

I take my vows pretty seriously, but in an alternate universe where they hadn't taken place, I wouldn't kick Alexander Skarsgard out of bed. Assuming I could lure him there...

Jen said...

Definitely Maggie Gyllenhaal. Mmmm

Kelly said...

Brad Pitt (during the Jennifer Aniston days) or Hugh Jackman. Have you seen him in Australia? Ahhhhh.

Shanna Germain said...

I would have to say Felicia Day. I get turned on by brains and full-frontal nerdity :)

Bucky said...

I'm in. I'm always up for a sex-themed giveaway!

I'd have to go with a young Robert Redford.

He was my first adolescent crush.

Damn, he was hot.

Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmm.

Jenn said...

sounds pretty cool but I think it should be awarded to someone who actually has sex - since I turned 40, I totally quit sex/dating/relationships, etc due to being overweight, middle aged and unattractive.

Elisabeth said...

Liam Neeson as Jean Valjean in Les Miserables! Elisabeth S.

Unknown said...

That is really hard to narrow down. There are many many hot men out there that I would sleep with. Some famous, some real, some fictional (so basically, just in my head).

Allie said...

Oded Fehr. Lol, I didn't even have to think about it. He gets irritatingly more and more attractive with every passing year, but I won't hold it against him.

I love your giveaways.

Kim in Milwaukee said...

John Corbett in the Northern Exposure days, before Bo. Nummy.

Robj98168 said...

Hmmm. Who would I sleep with? Mr. Rogers. He wants to be my neighbor.
Robj98168@yahoo.com

Moade said...

Can't think of anyone famous, besides if I had the chance I would go for the opposite sex. I've already experienced one, why not the other?

... If that were the case, the chick that plays Marshall Mary on In Plain Sight.

Olivia said...

A young Leonard Cohen. And would he write a poem/song about me?

Anonymous said...

I'd have to either go with Daniel Craig or Audrey Tatou. Positively delicious. lindbeam@gmail.com

KAS said...

Matt Bomer from White Collar

Bucky said...

@ Dawnee and Casey

I am happy to share Clive Owen with you. But as I seem to have misplaced my keys, he is ... ah ... rather tied up at the moment and not immediately available. I'll let you know as soon as he frees himself. Um, I mean, as soon as he is free. Um no, I mean when he has some time on his schedule. It might be awhile however, since I upgraded the locks on the basement doors and windows last year he has been having a much harder time getting out.

@Rob

Mister Rogers? That's just wrong. Think of the children! ;-)

@Jenn

From your pic you don't seem to be overweight and unattractive. But if you are, I know lots of men and women who aren't into pretty and love a little extra stuffin' in their muffin. So shouldn't be hard to find someone if that is what you want. But cats are nice too ...

Dawn said...

I am so torn, Johnny Depp or Carry Grant, maybe a menage' a trios since this is fantasy.

L said...

Haha, I'd have to say George Clooney, I've always had a thing for him.

maryhoney said...

Jeff Bridges any age.

Lola said...

Scarlett Johansson. I am heterosexual but she is hotter than anyone of any sex out there :)

Q said...

Ih easiest question ever.

If I could sleep with anyone other than my spouse.

Ryan Reynolds. :) yummmmy


Love Anali

Unknown said...

I'd love to win this kit! Sounds fun ;)
I'd pick Brad Pitt, before he grew the beard.

Kristijoy said...

James Marsters aka Spike from Buffy.

Melissa Anderson said...

I can't decide between George Clooney and Tom Selleck (when he was on Friends)
My husband probably wouldn't appreciate it, I guess I just won't tell him ;)

Bucky said...

Ryan Reynolds. James Marsters. Mark Salling. Benecio. Jake.

Damn.

So many good choice everyone.

I'm going to need to enlarge the basement.

Surviving and thriving on pennies said...

Two words.....Brandon Flowers. Nuf said.

innerwestgirl said...

Can think of a few but will nominate Scott Bakula. Lots in their younger days, oh well I am ver 50. By the way as an I Aussie I can totally go with Hugh Jackman (who has a wife around my age).

Chelsea S said...

Definately Matt Bomer from White Collar. He is drool worthy.

saulpaugh.chelsea(at)gmail(dot)com

Peter and Kassi said...

Hmm. Although I would never do such a thing, I do find Johnny Depp quite dapper. :)

Earthdrummer said...

So being a total woman...and a notorious lurker; but totally willing to embarass myself.....for sex...anything girls!

I would absolutely drop my man for Angelina Jolie!!

I know, I know......but I've never been conventional!!

Unknown said...

Dr. Drew. Silver foxes all the way!
Plus, he would know exactly what to do with all of the contents of said basket. Bonus points.

Cyn said...

I think I kind of have the same idea as dc, I would love to relive the first year my guy and I were together: first year of college, easy classes, no roommates, nothing else to worry about, LOTS of time on our hands…
Other than that, does a past yoga instructor count? She was so flexible…

Melissa said...

As long as we are fantasizing...Sir Sean Connery. All he would have to do is talk!

Issa said...

I'm polyamorous, and I *do* sleep with people other than the partner I live with. If I got to pick someone famous, though, hmm... Tyler Durden. Not just Brad Pitt, but that particular character. I don't know what those yellow gloves were for, but I want to find out. :-)

Veronica said...

Because of my Mad Men obsession, I'm going to have to say Jonathan Hamm! Pick me Pick me!

Marlo Rice said...

John Cena. YUM!

Crazy Charm said...

I would sleep with an ex-boyfriend--in fantasyland, not in the real world. There is only so much crazy one person can handle :)

Anonymous said...

Prince.

Oh yes, he just oozes sexy and those you-know-you-can't resist-me eyes.

Bucky said...

@Crazy Charm

I think I might want to sleep with your ex boyfriend as well. In my experience, crazy is great in bed.

Not so much out of the sack, but damn, crazy works when you are fucking.

And, ahem, your name is Crazy Charm ... just sayin'.

cynderh said...

Oooh, great string. Such a good list. I'm now inspired with a new fantasy of ScarJo and Ryan together. Double your pleasure, double your fun!

Sylvia said...

I did keep telling my man how it was amazing that so many of the world cup players were incredibly hot. However, I haven't boned up (so to speak) on names... But really, who needs names in this fantasy? So, um, a few of them? teehee! ;)

Shari said...

Keanu Reeves or maybe John Cusak in the "Say Anything" days.

What fun is chocolate body cream if it's not edible??? That's just torture!

Bucky said...

@Sylvia

World Cup Teams.

Now why didn't I think of that?

How fucking brilliant are you?

I haven't been following the World Cup but if we get to pick a team, I'll pick Spain. Spanish men are mucho HOT.

Or the team from one of those Nordic countries. Blond guys are sexy too.

South America, too. Damn.

Does Antartica field a team?

Oh hell, just name a country and I'll be happy to have nasty dirty sweaty soccer sex with all of them.

*sigh* The things I have to do to promote world unity ...

Anna Kat said...

Gyllenhaal of the Jake variety. jejeje

Carla said...

Definitely Brad Pitt, post Thelma and Louise and pre scraggly beard. The Mr and Mrs Smith days would be perfect. He could even bring along Mrs Smith.... they are my couple crush.

Carissa said...

My high school obsession that I never hooked up with.

phabulous_philly said...

I'd have to say it would be Scott Wilson ( from the TV show departures ) he's only somewhat of a celebrity but with him it's not just that he's hot - he's hot, smart, charming, and there's just something about him I can't figure out that's so damn attractive.

I'm Canadian though so I guess I don't actually qualify to win - I just really wanted to share my Scott Wilson crush....

Shannon said...

I've been really into the series "Bones" lately so I'd have to say the guy who plays Seeley Booth, he is a hottie. The eco sex basket would be really fun to play with with my husband too!

ella said...

Hmm...Perhaps I'd have to go with...Joaquin Phoenix? lol

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Courtney said...

Jonah Lotan. He played Spenser Wolff on 24 and Doc Bryan in Generation Kill. Yum!

memyselfandthemunchkins(at)gmail(dot)com

eladnarra said...

Sendhil Ramamurthy. I never watched much of "Heroes," but...

Anyway, please add my name to the pot! ^_^

eladnarra(at)gmail.com

Goodness said...

Love any chance to indulge in a little fantasy! I'd have to go with Angelina Jolie in a heart-beat!

Unknown said...

Hmmm tough question, LOL. I would say... Obama!
winitmama@gmail.com

Brad K. said...

Just in case this isn't a "ladies only" opportunity - Rachel Ray has it all. Just sayin'.

Sonya said...

Seth Green.
My celebrity crush since I was 14. I'm dedicated, even in faux adultery.

Hope I made it in PST! I'm too sleepy to know for sure.

Sara said...

Donnie Wahlberg! My New Kids on the Block love never dies.