In honor of Earth Day, I contacted Babeland to do a green sex-toy giveaway, and to help throw some spice into the anniversary and spread some love. Cause that's how I roll.What's a Babeland? It's a boutique retailer of high-quality sex toys and accessories with a mission to provide information and encouragement to people who want to explore their sexuality.
All this month, Babeland is donating 20% of sales of eco-friendly sex toys to Grist.org, the non-profit environmental news site.
Here are some of their tips on how to be eco-friendly in the bedroom:
*Save batteries from the landfill and use rechargeable toys. Better yet, try a Solar Vibe or the Earth Angel, which has a hand-crank.
*Know what's in your sex toys - phthalates are plasticizing chemicals used in PVC and soft plastic sex toys and should be avoided, especially in your nether-regions. All of Babeland's toys are phthalate-free.
*Choose lotions, oils and lubes made from organic, natural ingredients.
*Choose sex toys made from renewable resources that are also easily recycled: stainless steel, glass and wood. Or cucumbers, carrots, eggplant, etc.
*Turn off the lights! Light the room with a Babeland massage candle instead - it is soy based, smells great and becomes a silky massage oil.
What's the giveaway? We're giving away a solar powered vibrator. That's right! You can win your very own Solar Bullet and get off (literally) on saving the planet.
Eight hours of exposure to sunshine provides one hour of blissful two-speed vibration. It also makes a perfect gift for your favorite tree-hugging pleasure-seeker, or bring it on your next camping trip. To top it all off, the box is printed to environmentally responsible Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) standards.
How to enter: I know some of you won't want to enter this giveaway because you prefer to be anonymous. Well, I've got a solution for you - pick a name of a Bond girl as your nom de plume (er keyboard) like Pussy Galore or Honey Ryder. You can also use the Bond Girl Name Generator. Gents (and ladies) who want to enter can use the Porn Star Name Generator. To enter, add your "name" as a comment to this post (and remember what it is!). You have until midnight PST, Sunday, April 25th, to enter.
The teeny tiny print: I was in no way compensated for this giveaway, I'm just hosting some Earth Day lovin.
127 comments:
Oooh! Between the DivaCup and a solar vibe, backcountry camping is going to be so much more fun this year.
My name is Wendy, but you can call me "Lena Onatopp".
I didn't even know solar powered sex toys existed. Awesome!
Crunchy is nasty!
Fiona- I didn't know solar powered sex existed.
Rob AKA Longbone Lovetongue
How can I resist?
And I'm pretty sure I was born with a Bond name....
My name is Nancy but you can call me Little Banger. lol too damn funny. Solar Sex Toys=Awesome!
HOLY Smokes that's cool! Ivana Humpalot hehe.. Dima
My oh my.... Having recently thrown away my reliable rabbit because I develoed a sudden
onexlicable allergy, I suffering from severe vibrator withdrawal syndrome, and I'm here to tell you, it ain't pretty. Oh how I'd love to own a state of the art renewable energy happy- machine!!!
I'm not anonymous - very open about my need for speed- but the bond name thing
is fun so just call me.... Pussy Galore
The name Faith Mountain sounds way too.... pure. lol
PS Crunchy... you're awesome.
awesome! My name is Carmen but you can call me Jillian Juggs. Hows that for a bond girl!?
Instead of a Bond girl name I'll go with my wench name - Shalimar Bedré.
I'm Mo, but apparently I should really be Sahara River. I kind of like it. :-)
And I thought my rechargables were enough!
Call me Rosie Cheeks! lol
Awesome! You can call me Kissy Izuki :)
That is so cool!
~ Lacy High
solar powdered anything and count me in for a shot. we've got somebody in this house studying that exact field. well not quite in THIS way...
Solar powered sex toys, wow. That's pretty cool. I don't care about being anonymous; nothing to be ashamed of. My name's Roxanna; but you can call me "Honey Ryder." :)
Solar powered sex toys? Hmmm...what do you do when there's no sun? Oh dear. My cool porn name is:
FANTASY THROB.
Only an hour? Well ... it's a start.
So amused that no one really cares about being anonymous. The Crunchy readers are a fun group!
Couldn't resist the porn name generator. The first option? Buck Banger. Ha! Bucky Banger. I'm gonna have to get a new gmail account.
Fantastic! I'd love to get some green in my date nights with myself. I already have a porn name, from my actual job, but I keep *that* anonymous. The real me, Issa, would love to have a solar-powered vibe all to myself. :-)
Ha! What a fantastically awesome giveaway for so many reasons, I know I don't need to say...
I don't really care about being anonymous, but you can call me Countess Ren Slough
Thanks for the chance! :-)
Juicy Jams here!
How interesting. Now all we need is Captain Planet to join in the action...
hot lips ruby here.. i think this is so cute.. a girls best friend earth friendly
Alanis B. Morrisless here, casting her comment......and i dont even understand that!
I hadn't thought to look for solar powered toys - thanks for letting us know.
~Jillian Juggs
How cool...sign me up.
aka Staria Moon.
What a great giveaway! Thanks Crunchy!
-Stardust Frisky (ahahahaha)
What fun!! Call me Lena Onatopp (a.k.a Jessica L.)
O' Crunch! I don't want to win, I just want to have an opportunity to use my bond and porn names.
So, from Fiona Plum, aka Misty Fanny: Happy Earth Day!
Hooray for Cukes! ; )
Solar powered,just right for fun on the deck!
NCMountains
PICK ME, OOOOH, PICK ME!! It's me, Jen-i-talia ;)
What a great giveaway! You can call me
Dr. Holly Feelgood :D
Pure Luvin here....count me in!
I would have loved to give a bond girl name or a porn star name but Microsoft Security Essentials didn't like the sites.
I am somewhat anonymous anyways in that my name isn't anywhere on my blog... so... just call me Billie Ryder - my online persona.
Oh, babe, I'm SO in on this one!
Frondly, Fern of the Lush Fronds
Brilliant idea, this.
~Mary Goodnight
Fire crotch is what they called me in college, years before Lindsay got the title!
One more reason to love earth day :D
love that vibe ...
oruchuban ebichu, good luck all!
I'm Olivia, but you can call me Faith Mountain.
....this would save me so much money on batteries, haha.
Bianca Dagga wants to save the earth one climax at a time!
haha I think this is an awesome giveaway!! I live in Miami so I should be good to go at all times
this is right up my alley! lol. i already have a glass one.
bond name:Elektra King
My first solar powered appliance, count me in!
Dix Nurse
tizzy ruby here, and i'd love to try a solar toy. someone always steals the batteries out of my toys.
In case anyone wants more info on greening your sex life and a funny video on breaking up with your blow-up doll, go to http://www.grist.org/article/Breaking-Up-With-My-Blow-Up-Doll1/
I've got no problem leaving my real name: Amy West
Sounds great! Count in Madame Ava
Hope to be winning as "Lacy High". :)
YAY! Let's all work together towards sustainable living!
- Laura Matthews
"Bea Honey"
Hell, I'll enter just because of the Porn Name generator - Dix Hardman
Hooray for Babeland! They rock.
I Love me some Babeland!
yay for solar powered sex toys!
~ super spy Kissy Izuki
Meh, I don't care if I'm anonymous or not. Enter me! (Oh, that works in so many ways...)
Awesome.
I'm Cinnamon. I love the innovation behind this.
That is totally freaking awesome!
OOOOH! enter me!
-Marisa V.
Im a huge fan of the bullet, and even more so now that I can get a solar powerd one for my Motorcycle! I am going to start giving this out as birthday gifts to all my friends!~
I don't need to be anonymous, but I love a good nom de plume, you can call me Rubi Diamond.
Ha
Sign me up!
i dont need to be anonymous ...this looks awesome
Been laughing all day at all the comments and particularly the names!
Seems as if the Crunchy Chicken readers are a particularly randy group.
Good for us.
Signing off as,
Ivana Cox
hehe, you can call me Lena Cross... :) Yeehaw!
What a great introduction to your blog!
- Sexy Kitten
My name is Laura, but you can call me Seamen Lover. ha. ha.
A solar powered vibe?! Bring it on!
My anniversary is coming up and I'd love to be able to give this to my wife, who has been wanting one for a long time now. It's our 4th anniversary.
Apparently my porn star name is Milky Hillside, btw...egads! ^_^
My anniversary is coming up and I'd love to be able to give this to my wife, who has been wanting one for a long time now. It's our 4th anniversary.
Apparently my porn star name is Milky Hillside, btw...egads! ^_^
Octopussy Vibe baby!
Sign me up! LOL. Oh my bond name is Rosie Cheeks lol. Which cheecks are they talking about? LOL Too funny.
I just remembered that our next door neighbor's name is "Dick Bigler". It always reminds me of a porn name. Except he's in his 90s and has advanced Alzheimers.
Exciting! I want to try this out.
-Faren Hite aka Ruby Fineass
haha, Lisa 'LoveBang'...
so awesome. Solar powered bullet-WOOT!
Well this is a giveaway that's hard to pass up! I think my husband is just as interested in finding out my Bond Girl name... Verity Foxy
how fun! Didn't even know something like this existed...I mean the solar powered part!
Ohna Mylar Goda
Fun, sign me up!
sign me up!
Wow solar powered battery charger + vibrator = pleasure no mater how far away from the power grid
sign me up.. I wouldn't mind having my pink tickled to go green :)
Let's see...
Lacey Mounds
Lusty Cummings
Kinky Canyon
and if old Jimbo ever wants to go bi...
Dick Fitzwell
But I actually know a real person named Stephanie Horney-Stroker
That's awesome
80 comments! Probably better than the stripping thermometer. I think you have found the trick to promoting green. The porn namer says I should go by Sir Whack Italot. I guess that would go "hand in hand" with Old Sexy One using a solar powered thingy.
Interesting stuff =P Solar powered sex toys = amazing!
Put me down... Plenty O'Toole
gotta love the comments!
A solar vibe. What will they think of next as I think the summit has been reached?
By day I go by Tony, but at night I am now called Longbone Hardick. That site always takes my ego up a notch. Love the generator.
PS. I want to win, damnit. :)
What a great idea! Please enter me in the drawing!
Eco-minded orgasms. What more could a gal want?
I decided to apply permaculture stacking methods and use my Water-pik pulsating shower head instead.
True multi-tasking... :)
I heart Babeland & Grist - what a fabulous combination. Perhaps I need to pay a visit to the store before the month is over...
- Honey Ryder
It's normally Nic, but tonight I'm Tawnie Small ;-)
Camping is suddenly gonna be so much more fun!
Kelly aka Ivanna Humpalot
k_hreha@yahoo.com
I guess Im' supposed to be Eva Evermore as a bond girl. But if you do the whole street and name of you pet while growing up thing, you could call me:
Muffin VanPelt!
Wow solar powered pleasure! Oh to avoid batteries, buying and changing! Muffin says it's all just too much! Let me know the simple pleasure of the sun!
Dusty Gonzongas:P
Hilarious! I love the name generators...from Bea Honey or Faren Hite!
I had to enter because of my very special new name: Bootylea J-Ho. Sounds very eco-friendly!
classy :D.... I want in!
I'm soooo in. I'm recently single, so if I don't win, I may have to just buy one, lol. I'll just use my real name...I'm not afraid (and it's generic enough and I'm posting anonymously, lol).
Kate
Great way to celebrate Earth Day - and a nice way to get away from batteries....
Asslap Lovenuts
interesting... No porn name .. but I hope I win ;)
Pippi Longhose? Really?
Man, my spy name is not very interesting, but at least my porn name is Dicks Ruby. I've been looking at the solar powered idea for a camping trip this summer... on a friend's c/o property. I'd love to be able to use it as an excuse to spread the crunchiness!
Be careful when spreading the crunchiness, Dicks Ruby.
Crunchiness is good. Crustiness, not so much.
James Bond Name Generator, love it! Mine is Staria Moon.
The generators are hilarious!! IF Bond girl then Eva Evermore, and for a porn name Summer Swallows. I wish someone had told me about green toys for adults before this, so sign me up please!!
My bondgirl name is Babe Dhal meh, my pornstar name is Melody Lovelace lol sounds like a romance author!
LOL My bond name isn't nearly as cool as this giveaway: Abbie Gale
Busty St Clair, Chesty LaRue, and Hootie McBoob
(Thanks Homer!)
THIS IS AWESOME! Great idea for a giveaway!
Right, I got excited and forgot:
Ivana B N Paradise
Is my name!
I just saw this product in the back of Time Out New York magazine and thought that it was so clever!
And my porn name would be Tippy Troy.
Okay, I'm Harley HumpALot!!
aka Melissa
My porn name is Sargeant Butts. I think I'd rather be called Chris.
My name is Summer aka "Dr. Blow", and i would love a solar powered sex toy! :)
I would love a solar powered sex toy, great way to break the ice with the neighbors while it charges. :)
Name is Micah a.k.a Plenty Cash.
I'm okay with putting my name on it!
Molly
Peris Fraunce!
Yum!
Oh hell yeah!
Call me Ruby Hardlove
If this giveaway is open to Canadians count me in! My bond name is Faren Hite
These all sound like roller girl names. In fact, I think a few of them are. So I'll stick with my roller girl persona: Velocity Grrl.
YES YES YES!!! Who knew there were green sex toys? xoxox
Jesse N. Thyme
Hello - was just introduced to this site and already I am hooked! I don't need a porn star generator - my porn name is Classy Lassie. I am also known by everyone else as Mia Hathoway.
O, this has got to be the coolest bloggy giveaway ever (not to mention Earth Day!!)
Seems I generated "Jillian Juggs"!! :D
My porn star name came up with "Love Celestia" but sticking with Frodannah is fine too!
I did not realize they made solar sex toys.
enter me please :)
that is so cool! i have never heard of solar sex toys before^^
kshuttle@uoguelph.ca
my name is katie :)
Thankyou for hosting this giveaway.
I don't feel I need to be anonymous. My name is Heather McFarland.
I have no issues leaving my real name...or at least my internet name, either!
alianora@gmail.com
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