Thermometer lady takes off a tad more

It's been a while since the thermometer lady , aka Daisy Dukes, has had anything new going on. Well, we had a day of good weather and, even though I doubt it got as hot as thermometer lady is claiming it got, it did give her an opportunity to strip off a few more items from her recommended outfit of the day. I think she's overestimating the temperature just so she can show off her new boobs and recent bikini waxing.

Who knew that I should have been dining outside in a bikini? And no shoes? I'm not sure how much more she'll be taking off as the weather gets hotter, but make no mistake, I'll let you know!

For a recap, here's what she wears when it's:

• 71 degrees
• 69 degrees
• 54 degrees

Since I always get asked, if you are interested in getting your very own personal hootchie, you can buy her at Amazon. She is a model from the La Crosse Technology Wireless Weather Station Agency.

Thermometer lady gets skimpy

What a difference two degrees makes! 71 degrees and thermometer lady strips off the tights and sleeves.

Someone suggested in my last thermometer lady post that we give her a nickname. I've been calling her Daisy Dukes, my long lost cousin.

I know you all are just waiting for these updates with bated breath, so I hope you enjoy this latest installment!

If you are interested in getting your very own personal hootchie, you can buy her at Amazon. She is a model from the La Crosse Technology Wireless Weather Station Agency.

Thermometer lady takes it off

For those of you curious as to how my thermometer lady is dressing these days now that the outdoor temperatures were a little higher over the weekend, I thought I'd give you an update. Because I just know you can't sleep without this very important fashion advice!

The funny thing is that she's not wearing that much less at 70 degrees than what she was wearing at 55 degrees.

Emma's response? "Mom! You're not wearing the right outfit!" No, I wasn't. In fact, I was sitting under a blanket at the time, fully dressed and wearing a sweater.

So, the next time it's 70 degrees outside, you better be wearing something similar or I'll send over the hootchie police!

If you are interested in getting your very own personal hootchie, you can buy her at Amazon. She is a model from the La Crosse Technology Wireless Weather Station Agency.

Dressing like a hootchie when it's cold

Only one month left in the Freeze Yer Buns Challenge! Although not much bun freezing has been going on lately around here. Yesterday, I came home from work and it was 66 degrees outside and 67 degrees inside even though I left the thermostat at 55 when I went to work.

Now, how do I know all my inside/outside temperatures? Well, a while back I got this handy-dandy indoor/outdoor wireless thermometer that tells you the inside temperature and humidity as well as the outside temperature. We have the thermostat receptor thingamajig mounted outside in a non-sunny location for accurate, up-to-the minute weather. Because we so need instant weather information around here.

The fun thing with this thermometer is that it has a woman on it that allegedly "dresses" for the weather. I'm still trying to figure out what the story is with her because it's clear that she's supposedly dressing for outside temperatures, but she's always way under-dressed. I'm pretty sure I can guess who programmed this thing.

Anyhoo, as you can see, it's only 54 degrees outside, yet she is wearing a short skirt with tights and basically a bra top. My daughter likes to check out what the thermometer lady is wearing and then yell at me for not wearing the appropriate outfit. Shit, I wouldn't wear so few clothes at the indoor temperature of 66 degrees.

I can't wait to see what she's wearing when it's 95 degrees outside this summer. Pasties and a g-string? I think my husband will take over telling me that I need to dress like the thermometer woman when that happens.