I love, love, love doing giveaways! The winner from today's giveaway will win my pristine hardcover copy of Animal, Vegetable, Miracle by Barbara Kingsolver.
Usually I just have you guys enter a comment and then I randomly draw from those who entered. But, this time I've decided to steal an idea from a few other blogs - it's the "name this picture" deal.
So, all you have to do is come up with a pithy title for the picture below. The title I like best gets the book. One entry per person. You have until 7:00 p.m. PST on Friday, December 21st to enter. Any questions? Okay, go!
If you need more context about what you are looking at, see yesterday's post.
"Um, honey? I think I may have the crabs."
ReplyDeleteIf it's pee, let it be.
ReplyDeleteIf it's poo, flush it through.
If it's a crab... don't let it grab.
"Be Careful When Flushing With Sea Water..."
ReplyDeleteOK...what did I eat yesterday?
ReplyDeleteIt makes me sooo crabby when this is where I have to go for clean water!!!
ReplyDeleteThe only thing that comes to mind is a bit of graffiti I saw once in a public restroom:
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't matter where you put your seat,
The crabs in this place can jump three feet!
One of the early symptoms of CBS (Crabby Bowel Syndrome)...It's similiar to IBS, but much, MUCH worse.
ReplyDeletesays the crab: "i definitely took a wrong turn somewhere. i seem to have hit a dead end..."
ReplyDelete"Timmy was a young crab with a big dream of exploring the mysteries of the Tube to the Great Unknown. Though the loss of our friend is tragic, we take comfort in the thought that he is surely in a better place."
ReplyDeleteRaw diet gone wrong...........
ReplyDeleteAquaculture moves ahead.
ReplyDelete"so that's why the kid has been so down on potty training . . ."
ReplyDelete"Prevent Crabs - Use a Toilet Seat Cover"
ReplyDeleteDon't flush or I'll pinch your butt
ReplyDeleteSaving water in a pinch.....
ReplyDeleteI have found a way to break the little one from wanting to stick his hands in the toilet! i think this will work...lol
ReplyDeleteThis is cute,thanks for the cool contest and merry christmas!
If we don't clean up our act, it's gonna bite us in the A**!
ReplyDeleteThe crab pot...
ReplyDeleteNext time, chew before you swallow!!
ReplyDeleteI took a giant crab in the toilet and now it's all clogged up.
ReplyDeleteHoly Crab!
ReplyDeleteSave the crabs ... pee in the garden!
ReplyDelete"What the crab?"
ReplyDelete"You know how Karma comes back to bite/pinch you in the butt?... Well, hello, my name is Karma..."
ReplyDeletehttp://www.jimikiwi.blogspot.com
'HEY, yo...This ain't Yo dumpin' ground! Na scram!'
ReplyDeletePorcelain: the new sea shell in today's crab real eatate.
ReplyDeleteCrabby Patties
ReplyDelete"Down the Crabber" (Sorry)
ReplyDeleteCrabs surface,
ReplyDeleteIsland nations submerge --
As we watch the yellow mellow.
(a free-form haiku)
Stuffed Crab
ReplyDeleteGOT CRABS?
ReplyDeleteI always knew you could get crabs from hotel toilets.
ReplyDeleteSays one hermit crab to the next: I don't know about this shell... it fits alright, but then I have to carry around this porcelain tank.
ReplyDeleteCrab Ass
ReplyDeleteSo when your brother tells you he has crabs, he isn't kidding! Holy crab!
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