Comments on Crunchy Chicken: Fake Plastique Fish

Beth -- I'll echo Greenpa's sentiment and say I lo...

2008-02-20T13:48:00.000-08:00

Beth -- I'll echo Greenpa's sentiment and say I love your poster too. You also have a fantastic web site, and I hope everyone who hasn't seen it will check it out.

Greenpa -- very strange fantasy life -- yes, I'll confess to that. As you have articulated very well, the real world is way too scary. I'll choose fiction over fact any day -- unless you're talking about the kind of fiction that comes out of the White House.

:-)

Plastique Beth- I do apologize; I had no desire to...

2008-02-20T12:41:00.000-08:00

Plastique Beth- I do apologize; I had no desire to derail your 15 minutes. Apparently, my very existence is a red rag to the bulls of Crunch and DC- who have VERY strange fantasy lives. Though this is probably not the blog to be discussing rags of that persuasion.

Sorry. I'll be quiet, maybe they'll go away. I love your poster. :-)

What Greenpa doesn't want you to know, Crunchy, is...

2008-02-20T12:02:00.000-08:00

What Greenpa doesn't want you to know, Crunchy, is that he already does a little Attends number at the local back woods strip club -- and apparently, the ladies stuff quite a few dollar bills into his waist band (good thing it's adjustable). I think it helps that he has just the right theme song. When the fog machine starts up, the disco ball turns on and Greenpa dances out from behind the curtain, the crowd just goes ga ga. Word has it that he's also going to appear on the runways of Paris and Milan this spring with a Versace leopard skin version of the same style undergarment. None of this is surprising, given his previously exposed lurid past. I know that some of you may object to this type of behavior, but I say if ya got it, flaunt it. You go, Green-thang (his stage name)!

crushed again! oh, woe. :-)

2008-02-20T11:52:00.000-08:00

crushed again! oh, woe. :-)

Oh, Greenpa, you're just happy that we didn't targ...

2008-02-20T10:20:00.000-08:00

Oh, Greenpa, you're just happy that we didn't target you this time.

Although I do have some ideas after reading Chile's post...

I always say, there's nothing sexier than a bald man in Attends.

crunch and dc - hilarious! :-)

2008-02-20T10:06:00.000-08:00

crunch and dc - hilarious! :-)

Absolutely priceless!

2008-02-20T07:48:00.000-08:00

Absolutely priceless!

Crunchy is shy, so I will mention that she also ha...

2008-02-20T07:15:00.000-08:00

Crunchy is shy, so I will mention that she also has a new movie coming out.

LMFAO!

2008-02-20T03:44:00.000-08:00

LMFAO!

Thanks for spreading the word about my new film. ...

2008-02-20T01:19:00.000-08:00

Thanks for spreading the word about my new film. We've developed a brand new hemp-based form of celluloid just for this plastic-free project and are hoping that the format will catch on among mainstream film studios. We're also offsetting our carbon emissions by paying my husband, Terrible Person, to generate alternative power for us via stationary bike. If you think my legs look hot in the poster, you should see his in "reel" life.

I do want to give a shout out to my co-stars Soots and Arya who lure offenders into a false sense of security and then poop in their plastic bags and chew up their plastic water bottles quicker than you can say, "Bad Kitty!" These furry little avengers are a plastique action heroine's must-have accessories this year. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs when the initial excitement dies down.