tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post3588362283405318623..comments2012-01-26T21:02:32.552-08:00Crunchy Chickenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10612320939936593420noreply@blogger.comBlogger52125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-71110211434008689622008-06-08T17:16:00.000-07:002008-06-08T17:16:00.000-07:00omg, Crunchy, you read my mind on this "greenwashing" bit...I agree with you 100%. I've been telling my friends that I hate the green movement, if I hear "eco" or "natural" one more time in a TV or radio commercial I'm going to barf. I'm deeply concerned that people are so caught up in the "recycle" mantra that they have forgotten the first word out of their mouths should actually be "reduce". then "reuse". Recycling is method of last resort. I could go on and on but I'm sure it's all been said before here on this blog.Heatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01050141568945340839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-61492908817470745482008-06-06T10:46:00.000-07:002008-06-06T10:46:00.000-07:00Oh man. I suck.<BR/><BR/>Oh well, I tried.hoorayparadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01013856920838114451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-28706472789060207382008-06-06T10:41:00.000-07:002008-06-06T10:41:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.hoorayparadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01013856920838114451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-90207574685107177842008-06-06T10:32:00.000-07:002008-06-06T10:32:00.000-07:00I finally watched Wa$ted last night. They did alright with the couple in NYC but the family with 5 cars? I don't understand why they even mentioned their food waste if they were going to have them do anything about it.<BR/><BR/>I thought the episode Oprah did was MUCH better.<BR/>And there was no cash incentive. <BR/><BR/>http://www2.oprah.com/tows/pastshows/200804/tows_past_20080417.jhtmlhoorayparadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01013856920838114451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-36401926090132562172008-06-05T21:51:00.000-07:002008-06-05T21:51:00.000-07:00I call tommy lee "Mr Tiny" ;PRobj98168http://www.blogger.com/profile/12449968557883132353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-55551080723331469992008-06-05T17:38:00.000-07:002008-06-05T17:38:00.000-07:00Oh my! Now I'm a little sorry I asked. Only a little, though. <BR/><BR/>Thanks for the laugh! And I think that comments do show up in searches. That's why I get "alina boobs" a lot. The search results will show her comment "Free Chile's boobs!"...Chilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11406176434011890590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-10807172024426764722008-06-05T17:16:00.000-07:002008-06-05T17:16:00.000-07:00Alright, just in the last few hours the following searches led people to my blog (just a sample):<BR/><BR/>*horse has sex with a human <BR/>*injuries with biodiesel<BR/>*chicken sex<BR/>*women with gray hair on their pussy<BR/>*pics of chicken sex<BR/>*big dick little chick<BR/>*stick man mowing pubic photo<BR/><BR/>And on and on... damn I need to read these more often. These are funny!Crunchy Chickenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10612320939936593420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-7556487120755114552008-06-05T17:12:00.000-07:002008-06-05T17:12:00.000-07:00chile - fortunately, comment pages generally aren't include in the rankings otherwise I'd be getting a whole lot more traffic than I do!Crunchy Chickenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10612320939936593420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-7900734394898937322008-06-05T17:10:00.000-07:002008-06-05T17:10:00.000-07:00Is there anyone else out there interested in knowing what kind of google searches come up on Crunchy's stats?!Chilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11406176434011890590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-84808265157017206082008-06-05T17:09:00.000-07:002008-06-05T17:09:00.000-07:00beany - I really don't recommend giving out green blow jobs without protection. <BR/><BR/>Maybe someone should make a reusable blowjob barrier. Kinda like reusable bags.<BR/><BR/>"I just <I>hate</I> it when I forget and leave them in the car!"Crunchy Chickenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10612320939936593420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-86994921720202311052008-06-05T17:05:00.000-07:002008-06-05T17:05:00.000-07:00Rob - I see the resemblance between you and Tommy Lee, although I can't exactly vouch for the rest of your anatomy. <BR/><BR/>Although based on that lovely visual, I do have some suggested dialog for your new show, "The Horny Green Plumber".<BR/><BR/>-----------------<BR/><BR/><B>Lady:</B> (In distress) My plumbing needs to be cleared out, Horny Green Plumber. Can you do it?<BR/><BR/><B>HGP:</B> Looks like I'll need to snake your pipes, ma'am. But first let me get some knee pads out of my solar-powered van. This is going to take a while.<BR/><BR/>(Cue in music)<BR/>Bawm-Chicka-Bawm-Bawm-Waka-Waka-WakaCrunchy Chickenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10612320939936593420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-76848633663435160162008-06-05T16:44:00.000-07:002008-06-05T16:44:00.000-07:00My philosophy about cable TV is that I get enough trash for free, why pay for more? There is very little on television that is worth watching, and it sounds like this new "green" network won't be any different. Read, play a musical instrument, go for a hike or bicycle ride...do anything besides rotting your brain in front of the "boob tube."Miss Musichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02152828507073687167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-37949044748719922932008-06-05T15:05:00.000-07:002008-06-05T15:05:00.000-07:00Purloined Letter--me too, National Geographic's new Green Guide was given to me as a gift, and it was all about buying! buying! buying! How to green your SUV! How to buy lots of crap!<BR/><BR/>Really frustrating--I recommend that if anyone is already a fan of Crunchy Chicken, they are way beyond the Green Guide.Stellanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-63800014871974114052008-06-05T14:45:00.000-07:002008-06-05T14:45:00.000-07:00Can they change all the programming to broadcast one message:<BR/><BR/>Unplug your TV and go outside!<BR/><BR/>They could even rotate, <BR/><BR/>Unplug your TV and rotate your compost<BR/>Unplug your TV and make cloth wipes<BR/>Unplug your TV and plant a garden<BR/>Unplug your TV and clean out your closetscrstn85http://www.blogger.com/profile/00549943329133396794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-1300963545486467972008-06-05T14:43:00.000-07:002008-06-05T14:43:00.000-07:00Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.David@The Good Humanhttp://www.thegoodhuman.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-40112488357704063712008-06-05T14:35:00.000-07:002008-06-05T14:35:00.000-07:00Just want to say I LOVE the new Crunchy Curmudgeon! Your brand of rant is almost like green psychotherapy. We need more of it!Fake Plastic Fishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11070617520887713061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-70624746562713974622008-06-05T14:33:00.000-07:002008-06-05T14:33:00.000-07:00<I>What's next? A green porn channel? The Ploughboy Channel, "designed to lubricate penises in the urban homesteading space"</I><BR/>Despite the rumours to the contrary, I have not nor ever have been featured in green porn.But am always open to offers!Robj98168http://www.blogger.com/profile/12449968557883132353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-86813610291738574642008-06-05T14:15:00.000-07:002008-06-05T14:15:00.000-07:00I actually enjoyed the Bill Nye show - it was nice to see him again. The set-up was appealing: introduce an item (for this show, different breakfast foods), explain how the bulk of what's available is produced and why this is unsustainable (I actually didn't know that anchovy populations are declining because of their use as fishmeal for pigs), and then offer alternatives at different levels of energy and money expenditure (for instance, drink fresh over concentrate o.j., but it's best if you squeeze it yourself). I was surprised at the o.j. - apparently to their thinking the energy to concentrate the juice trumps the extra packaging/shipping required for fresh. I think it walked a nice line between appealing to the masses and conveying genuinely useful content. Tuned in just for this so can't comment on other programming, but was of course not surprised to see the "green" Clorox product commercials. <B>thenormalmiddle</B> called that one.M.L.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-9140130791132777572008-06-05T13:57:00.000-07:002008-06-05T13:57:00.000-07:00Re: Tommy Lee - Aren't blow jobs green? I mean there is no crazy hormones from the pill to flush down the toilet nor latex condom to get rid of. Also in some circles, not having a baby is also considered green. Therefore, blowjob == no baby.<BR/><BR/>I don't know if Tommy's Hep C invalidates all the blow jobs he got however. Hospitals tend to be huge users of plastic...Beanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03068855919147458057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-90083073392053185252008-06-05T13:27:00.000-07:002008-06-05T13:27:00.000-07:00This is the kind of things that drives me crazy! GM sponsoring something 'green'???<BR/><BR/>As far as the Indy500 is concerned, I thought they used a 90%Methanol/10% Ethanol mix? Is Methanol considered petroleum based? Or does it depend on the source? (natural gas or wood distillation)Pam!http://www.blogger.com/profile/07393223705302705144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-32621623852422925702008-06-05T12:44:00.000-07:002008-06-05T12:44:00.000-07:00I do have one small piece of good news: it looks like GM will be discontinuing the HUMMER - Hallelujah! They are trying to keep up with the green movement but failing miserably - so they do what they know best - marketing. Supposedly in 2010 they will be putting out their own version of a green car - the Volt. At least they've got the message, it'll just take a while for them to catch on. <BR/><BR/>I can't even comment on the rest... all the new green hype in order to sell more pisses me off so bad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-83580182795006963972008-06-05T11:35:00.000-07:002008-06-05T11:35:00.000-07:00This info is so disturbing! I'm glad we don't have cable. Also, I want to say... Welcome back Crunchy! I'm glad your addicted to blogging because I so enjoy reading your blog :)Christinenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-80671279630314070782008-06-05T11:20:00.000-07:002008-06-05T11:20:00.000-07:00Oh boy -- I thought this post was a joke until I started reading the comments...Pippinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-91338164410811230922008-06-05T10:30:00.000-07:002008-06-05T10:30:00.000-07:00pandering to the masses. getting the green fuzzys without having to give up anything especially rampant consumerism. toss out the old, bring in the new.. as long as it's green.<BR/><BR/>Zabadaboo, "This is depressing, how much will I reduce my carbon footprint if I bicycle to the nearest bridge and jump off?"<BR/>it all depends; are you compostable or a plaything of the monsterous funeral corporation?blondeoverboardhttp://openid.aol.com/blondeoverboardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542806651392353413.post-3181041442757782392008-06-05T10:08:00.000-07:002008-06-05T10:08:00.000-07:00I've been seeing all the websites and advertising going on talking about this new channel all over the place and have had the same feelings as all of you. Then I recently had to take a road trip thru corporate factory farm country and realized, well a lot of these people probably watch tv and seeing something like this on tv may just spark something in them. It's trendy and yeah, not really so green but this is how it can open the door to these cheeto eating, coca-cola in a baby bottle drinking parents and kids. <BR/><BR/>Because really, as I was driving thru this area I kept thinking, wow, we are sooo screwed as a country - what is going to wake them up?Nature Devahttp://www.naturedeva.netnoreply@blogger.com